Well it’s that time of the year (Actually, I’m probably a week late but hey, it got done so shush) where I objectify the talented men that called themselves Blue Jays in 2017 and superficially rank them based on their hotness. This list was a little harder to make because of the revolving door of players that was on this roster. So as always I … Continue reading 2017 Blue Jays Hotness Ranking: #34-25
July 31, 2017 (7-6 White Sox) This game was stupid. Marco Estrada, who yes, is still a Blue Jay, pitched a gem. For the first time since June 24 he pitched a quality start, 7 IP, 1 run, 4 hits, 1 walk and 5 strikeout. That’s AcEstrada mode. And the bats did things again scoring 6 runs but the usually reliable pen hit a bit … Continue reading Series GIF Recap: Toronto Blue Jays @ Chicago White Sox (July 31-August 2)
The Jays won a series! Not a drill! The Jays, yes those Jays won a series against and ALE opponent. My inability to update this blog means daily recaps has become a series recap. My bad. July 3, 2017 I mean I could probably GIF a Blue Jays loss… But I care about my sanity too much to do so. July 4, 2017 Remember when … Continue reading Series GIF Recap: Blue Jays @ Yankees (July 4-6)
Things to Know: Most important thing you should probably know is that these GIFs will to be a good representation of that stinker of a game. Happ was great once again. He pitched 6.2 innings only gave up 1 runs in 4 hits. He walked no one and struck out 5. It was great and nice breathe of fresh air since our starters have … Continue reading 06/24/2017 GIF Recap: “That’s a kick in the junk right there.”
Things to Know: Joe Smith is on the DL because of course… Estrada again was NOT AcEstrada and it makes me sad. He gave up 6 runs in 7 hits and 4 walks. José Bautista has again confirmed that he feeds on Rangers tears when in the 4th inning he hit a HR against Rangers starter Austin Bibens-Dirkx. Best part of the game has to be … Continue reading 06/19/2017 GIF Recap: Jays Pen Out Duels the Rangers
Joe is not amused by any of this. Stop being a bully Josh. Sassy Russ is the best Russ. Josh is not allowed to have sunflower seeds anymore. José really likes his 3 run HR against the Rangers. Tulo smile!!!!! Obviously dropped that on the transfer ump… Baseball is so poetic You gotta love those 6-4-3 DPs. (Source: MLB.TV) Continue reading 05/28/2017 GIF Recap: They Call this a Rivalry?
Welcome home Josh! Travis’ second grand slam in his big league career! Look at how happy everyone is! Yeah TuloSon may be back but these two are still the fave. Look at this silly bird. The Elvis Andrus dash is not as good as the Donaldson dash. I cannot do that to my curls. Pretty play Smoaky. I miss theorizing whether Josh knows when the … Continue reading 05/26/2017 GIF Recap: Welcome back TuloSon